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      <image:caption>Scientific renderings of the possible states of my gut biome</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When the dose [of cream cheese frosting] hits</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Leave me out of this”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“OMW to contaminate your breakfast squares”</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2021-03-22</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Me watching leftovers cook</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your barista</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On not using soap</image:title>
      <image:caption>Under a microscope you can see that soap mechanically clings to grime</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2021-01-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On not washing cast iron pans</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me scavenging a cast iron skillet from the trash room</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-23</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Here, I fixed it for you</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The official image of the Say No to Raw Dough campaign</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On a fridge left ajar</image:title>
      <image:caption>Is this a Biden fridge, a Trump fridge, or a joke that no one will remember in 2 months?</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The Spot</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On picking the right milk carton</image:title>
      <image:caption>The moment you realize the milk still tastes good</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On Defrosting Meat</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is your brain on Clostridium Botulinum</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Defrosting Big Bird? It’ll take longer.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On washing raw fish</image:title>
      <image:caption>Your sink’s splash zone</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On primitive kitchen tools</image:title>
      <image:caption>My butter dish</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On sharing a water glass with the cat</image:title>
      <image:caption>You called?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On sharing a water glass with the cat</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s us against the world!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On maraschino cherries</image:title>
      <image:caption>Where were you last night, Tiffany?</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On eating food off the ground</image:title>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On drinking from the carton</image:title>
      <image:caption>Straight outta carton! Crazy motherfucka called Orange Juice…</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On packing school lunches</image:title>
      <image:caption>learning to love soggy PB &amp; J</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/i-saw-a-cockroach-at-a-restaurant-should-i-go-back</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On cockroaches in restaurants</image:title>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On that old glass of water</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me sussing out a glass of water</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On stained tableware</image:title>
      <image:caption>The only “rinse aid” I need—am I right, ladies?</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/should-i-throw-out-my-all-natural-peanut-butter</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-28</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>This dog has a death wish</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/should-i-cook-sketchy-food-for-longer-and-at-a-hotter-temperature</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On cooking sketchy food more</image:title>
      <image:caption>My local butcher</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/why-dont-i-need-to-refrigerate-fudge</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On when to refrigerate hot food</image:title>
      <image:caption>That’s a lot of béchamel</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On when to refrigerate hot food</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me after I pilot some food out of the danger zone</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-safe-to-eat-expired-sour-cream</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On expired sour cream</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/on-eating-the-party-spread-the-next-day-is-it-safe-or-will-i-get-sick</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On eating the party spread the next day</image:title>
      <image:caption>We’ve all been here before</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/how-do-i-clean-my-reusable-water-bottle-after-it-starts-to-smell</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On cleaning reusable water bottles</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bleach is nirvana</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/are-wood-or-plastic-cutting-boards-better-and-do-i-need-to-throw-them-out-when-they-get-scratched-up</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On cutting boards</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/should-i-throw-out-expired-buttermilk-will-it-make-me-sick</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On expired buttermilk</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/how-long-can-i-eat-leftovers-for-before-they-go-bad</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On leftovers going bad</image:title>
      <image:caption>Be like Homer. Reheat your leftovers until they are stupid hot.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-ok-to-cut-the-mold-off-food</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On cutting off the moldy parts</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sometime I forget to check for mold</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-safe-to-eat-cracked-eggs</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On cracked eggs</image:title>
      <image:caption>Eggs can be dangerous</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/does-frozen-food-ever-go-bad</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On frozen food going bad</image:title>
      <image:caption>See visible signs of temperature abuse. Jack is a dangerous food.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-safe-to-have-a-communal-salt-bowl-on-my-table</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On communal salt bowls</image:title>
      <image:caption>Salt is an effective preservative, just ask the Egyptians</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/will-the-bugs-in-my-lettuce-make-me-sick</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On eating bugs</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/how-often-should-i-be-replacing-my-sponges</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On sponges</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-supermarket-sushi-safe-to-eat</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-12-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On supermarket sushi</image:title>
      <image:caption>parasitic worms</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On supermarket sushi</image:title>
      <image:caption>Practice safe sushi</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-safe-to-drink-old-coffee-or-will-it-make-me-sick</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On old coffee</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-ok-to-eat-food-from-dented-cans</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On dented cans</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me after eating a can with a puncture in it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On dented cans</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/on-covid-19-and-food-safety</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-18</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/why-am-i-supposed-to-change-tongs-when-cooking-chicken</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On tong etiquette</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/why-do-i-have-so-many-fruit-flies-in-my-kitchen</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On fruit flies in your kitchen</image:title>
      <image:caption>bad things happen when you leave fruit out for too long</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On fruit flies in your kitchen</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/on-using-a-meat-thermometer</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-09-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On using a meat thermometer</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me killing off the whole tailgate with my cooking</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/on-coffee-creamer</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On coffee “creamer”</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/why-do-i-have-to-refrigerate-green-onions-but-not-regular-onions</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-08-25</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/do-i-have-to-refrigerate-ketchup</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-08-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On refrigerating ketchup</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/on-food-recalls</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-09</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f19e255dbffaf37208d4347/1597347816363-19U23US1TXA063DJGQV8/onion_costume.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Home - On food recalls</image:title>
      <image:caption>A Bad Onion</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On food recalls</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-safe-to-eat-unrefrigerated-butter</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-08-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On countertop butter</image:title>
      <image:caption>Marry me</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On countertop butter</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/chocolate-with-white-stuff-on-it</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - Chocolate with white stuff on it</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/are-old-spices-safe-to-eat</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - Really old spices</image:title>
      <image:caption>The spice man cometh</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - Really old spices</image:title>
      <image:caption>Practice Safe Spice! +++</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/on-cannibalism-food-safety</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-07-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On cannibalism</image:title>
      <image:caption>Noted cannibal Ke$ha</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/slimy-baby-carrots</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-07-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - Slimy baby carrots</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/does-kimchi-ever-go-bad</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - Kimchi: how old is too old?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Seoul Kimchi Festival 2018, aka heaven</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-okay-to-eat-takeout-that-took-an-hour-and-a-half-to-be-delivered</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - When food delivery takes too long</image:title>
      <image:caption>Your food is here</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/on-foraging-poisonous-berries</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On foraging wild berries</image:title>
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      <image:title>Home - On foraging wild berries</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me eating an experimental blackberry cultivar.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/eating-expired-chicken</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-07-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - Eating expired chicken: good idea or great idea?</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/on-washing-salad-greens</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-08-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - The deal with pre-washed lettuce</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is not how you kill bacteria</image:caption>
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