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      <image:caption>The spice man cometh</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Me killing off the whole tailgate with my cooking</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>bad things happen when you leave fruit out for too long</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Me after eating a can with a puncture in it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Practice safe sushi</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>parasitic worms</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Salt is an effective preservative, just ask the Egyptians</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>See visible signs of temperature abuse. Jack is a dangerous food.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eggs can be dangerous</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sometime I forget to check for mold</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Be like Homer. Reheat your leftovers until they are stupid hot.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On cleaning reusable water bottles</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bleach is nirvana</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/on-eating-the-party-spread-the-next-day-is-it-safe-or-will-i-get-sick</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-10-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On eating the party spread the next day</image:title>
      <image:caption>We’ve all been here before</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-safe-to-eat-expired-sour-cream</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On expired sour cream</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/how-long-after-cooking-something-should-i-refrigerate-it</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-26</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5f19e255dbffaf37208d4347/t/5f8f2e80a638bc1117a30d2e/1603219089896/hippo_in_bechamel.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Home - On when to refrigerate hot food</image:title>
      <image:caption>That’s a lot of béchamel</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On when to refrigerate hot food</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me after I pilot some food out of the danger zone</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/why-dont-i-need-to-refrigerate-fudge</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-11-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On not refrigerating fudge</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/should-i-cook-sketchy-food-for-longer-and-at-a-hotter-temperature</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On cooking sketchy food more</image:title>
      <image:caption>My local butcher</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/should-i-throw-out-my-all-natural-peanut-butter</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On all-natural peanut butter</image:title>
      <image:caption>This dog has a death wish</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-safe-to-eat-off-of-water-stained-tableware</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On stained tableware</image:title>
      <image:caption>The only “rinse aid” I need—am I right, ladies?</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-safe-to-drink-water-that-has-been-sitting-out-for-a-few-days</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-10-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On that old glass of water</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me sussing out a glass of water</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/i-saw-a-cockroach-at-a-restaurant-should-i-go-back</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-11-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On cockroaches in restaurants</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/how-can-i-make-sure-im-packing-my-childrens-school-lunches-safely</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-11-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On packing school lunches</image:title>
      <image:caption>learning to love soggy PB &amp; J</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-ok-to-drink-straight-from-the-carton</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-11-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On drinking from the carton</image:title>
      <image:caption>Straight outta carton! Crazy motherfucka called Orange Juice…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-the-three-second-rule-a-thing</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-11-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On eating food off the ground</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/whats-the-deal-with-maraschino-cherries</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-11-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On maraschino cherries</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5f19e255dbffaf37208d4347/t/5fa81788d9418b4912a2fc0e/1604851615113/draper_drink_cherry.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Home - On maraschino cherries</image:title>
      <image:caption>Where were you last night, Tiffany?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On maraschino cherries</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/on-sharing-a-water-glass-with-the-cat-and-maybe-getting-toxoplasmosis-gondii</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-11-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On sharing a water glass with the cat</image:title>
      <image:caption>You called?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On sharing a water glass with the cat</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s us against the world!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-safe-to-eat-hot-dogs-from-a-cart</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-11-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On hot dogs from a cart</image:title>
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      <image:title>Home - On hot dogs from a cart</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/should-i-be-worried-about-my-dish-brush-getting-grimy-is-this-not-food-safe</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-11-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On primitive kitchen tools</image:title>
      <image:caption>My butter dish</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/am-i-supposed-to-wash-raw-fish-before-cooking-it-or-not</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-11-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On washing raw fish</image:title>
      <image:caption>Your sink’s splash zone</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/what-is-the-best-and-safest-way-to-defrost-meat</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-11-24</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5f19e255dbffaf37208d4347/t/5fbbd9126b924d424ec942d9/1606146362032/frozen%2Bbig-bird%2Bdefost.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Home - On Defrosting Meat</image:title>
      <image:caption>Defrosting Big Bird? It’ll take longer.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On Defrosting Meat</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is your brain on Clostridium Botulinum</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/on-picking-the-right-milk-carton</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-12-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On picking the right milk carton</image:title>
      <image:caption>The moment you realize the milk still tastes good</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-there-a-restaurant-you-refuse-to-eat-at-for-food-safety-reasons</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-12-02</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5f19e255dbffaf37208d4347/t/5fc7b6e01d689b68bfa598f1/1606924020814/hippps.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Home - On cognitive dissonance</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5f19e255dbffaf37208d4347/t/5fc7b20c7995075abded7e0a/1606922797015/tis_better.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Home - On cognitive dissonance</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5f19e255dbffaf37208d4347/t/5fc7b4c71d106d256bcc3425/1606923483315/clubhouse.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Home - On cognitive dissonance</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Spot</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/how-to-keep-your-dish-kitchen-towels-fresh</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-12-09</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5f19e255dbffaf37208d4347/t/5fca559955c2ea51231b4397/1607095729915/bales_of_towels+.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Home - On dirty dish towels</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me folding my kitchen towels</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-okay-to-eat-items-left-in-the-fridge-after-it-has-been-left-open-overnight</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-08</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5f19e255dbffaf37208d4347/t/5fcfd17bf17429462e6f1746/1607455119943/fridge_contents.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Home - On a fridge left ajar</image:title>
      <image:caption>Is this a Biden fridge, a Trump fridge, or a joke that no one will remember in 2 months?</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5f19e255dbffaf37208d4347/t/5fcfd1ba4e616b4e3eb22db1/1607455165739/</image:loc>
      <image:title>Home - On a fridge left ajar</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-raw-egg-cookie-dough-all-that-bad-for-you-to-eat</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-12-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On eating raw dough</image:title>
      <image:caption>Here, I fixed it for you</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On eating raw dough</image:title>
      <image:caption>The official image of the Say No to Raw Dough campaign</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-ok-to-not-wash-my-cast-iron-skillet-with-soap</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-01-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On not washing cast iron pans</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me scavenging a cast iron skillet from the trash room</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/do-i-need-to-wash-my-pots-and-pans-with-soap</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-01-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On not using soap</image:title>
      <image:caption>Under a microscope you can see that soap mechanically clings to grime</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/could-i-get-sick-from-the-milk-frothing-wand-on-my-espresso-machine-that-ive-never-washed</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-02-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On that milk frothing wand</image:title>
      <image:caption>Your barista</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/is-it-ok-to-eat-a-steak-that-i-left-out-overnight</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-03-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On that steak you left out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me watching leftovers cook</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.nomnomvomvom.com/blog/what-could-have-happened-with-the-shrimp-tails-in-jensen-karps-cinnamon-toast-crunch</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-03-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Home - On shrimp tails in Cinnamon Toast Crunch</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Leave me out of this”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Home - On shrimp tails in Cinnamon Toast Crunch</image:title>
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      <image:title>Home - On shrimp tails in Cinnamon Toast Crunch</image:title>
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      <image:title>Home - On shrimp tails in Cinnamon Toast Crunch</image:title>
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